More Stuff I Know

I don't know what it is, but I know what it isn't.
I know just because my priority is not your priority doesn't make me the a$$hole.
I know it's a sad day when the cookie truck catches on fire.
I know I can't give platelets.
I know leaving your package on top of the mailbox seems like a good way to get arrested.
I know the Dalai Lama doesn't really care if I forward your message to 10 of my friends.
I know I could care less if your quiz only takes 5 minutes, I don't want to do it.
I know I am tired of being sick and am ready for spring.
I know Valentine's Day is still my favorite holiday.