Observed

Headstones - The cemetary is still partially under water. The tops of the headstones are now visible where yesterday I could only see neat rows of clumps of artificial flowers. The house that should not have been built is still mostly under water.

Graham Gordy - It should definitely be against the law for someone that attractive to also be smart and funny.

Sunbather - On the back side of our parking deck, where the alley dips down toward the mall, there is a small ledge. On this ledge is a guy wearing nothing but some cut-off shorts and enough oil to blind an unsuspecting driver.

Irony - It hasn't rained for a couple of days, and much of the standing water has dissipated, but tonight's ball game is still canceled. Apparently they truck they were using to repair the lights got stuck and ruined the field.

Today's fortune cookie wisdom - Flying is easy. Trying not to hit the ground is hard.