Surprises

I really don't like surprises.  "Not even nice surprises?" you might ask.  No, there is no such thing as a nice surprise.

There may be a surprise, immediately followed by an internal "oh crap", quickly followed by an "oh, be nice, this is a good thing", but by then it's not a surprise any more.  It's just something to accept and deal with in the most socially acceptable manner.

But trust me, if you ever hear the words "Oh, what a nice surprise" from me, they are not the first words I thought of.  I know, this is not very nice of me, but for people who know me very well, are you really surprised?

Seriously!?!