Four F's and the Broom Principle

I am not the one who left the broom on the roof. I could get the broom off the roof if I had a...broom. I could buy a new broom, but then I wouldn't need the old one. Actually, I could just use the ladder that was also borrowed and not returned, but it's the principle of the matter. I am not the one who left the broom on the roof.

There is a reason I keep moving your email over next to those from Viagra and the Nigerian ambassador. I do not want to buy a used forklift.

F***ing hormones and F***ing headaches. Fall is nice though.