March 7, 2011

Yikes!

I thought I saw a vampire in the restroom at work today. She had dark hair, severely pulled back to show off her pale skin and red lips. I looked away before she flashed her teeth we could make eye contact and saw that she was wearing these:


In retrospect, she probably was less of a vampire than just another southern soul wishing so desperately for spring that she broke out the footwear a bit early and ended up looking like this:


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