September 13, 2010

Advice and Observations

Since you asked :)

1.  Never say something in front of a three year old that you wouldn't want repeated at church.
2.  Don't be surprised if a blogger you are following who claims to have ADD suddenly quits blogging to open a pet store.
3.  Be prepared to handle the consequences if you take it upon yourself to educate someone who believes ignorance is bliss.
4.  If you want to practice your lip-reading skills, don't watch Josh McDaniels. There was zero challenge in figuring out what he was saying yesterday at least.
5.  If somebody mows your lawn for free, it is apparently too much to ask that:
     ~ he put things back where they belong when he is done
     ~ he clean up the clippings, at least in front of the door
     ~ he give your dog fresh water, minus the clippings
6. Just because they air an all-day marathon of The Dukes of Hazzard does not mean you have to watch the all-day marathon of The Dukes of Hazzard.

1 comment:

Ellie said...

When 2 out of 200 people (1%) can't figure out a process, and you tell me the process is flawed, don't be surprised if I respond that maybe those two people are just idiots. It's only anecdotal evidence, but I suspect that number of idiots is a bit higher.

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